Build Your Own Victorian Insults

Hurl invective like a Victorian! Rather than provide a top ten list, I’m giving you the tools to make your own! Is your co-worker a scowsy soap-crawler or a splathering whiffmagig? Is your ex a boggy gomus or a bottle-arsed impudence? Find the precise set-down of your choice by combining the columns below.
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